“You've never done 6 ethnicities worth of stuff” - Ptolemy “dl agnostic” - Firmicus Maternus

none of that Venus + Jupiter conj in cancer went towards me, I'm actually taking the hugest L on all this Venus rn, everyone on roster is playing for other teams (confirmed) and its my Mars return.

coming to dc to harass homeless ppl when Philly is up the street is crazy

so you can watch my story .5 seconds after its posted ever day for almost a year now, but I can aggressively ask you what the fuck is your problem? Are you data farming me? are you the breach???

A thought leader without any real influence is just an intrusive thought leader

still no desire for matcha Gm Gm

doorDash are really doing God‘s work like it doesn’t make sense why they don’t make more money, they should ban together and probably start an MLM or something

overly stimulated

1:24 am, this is the third time I’ve been the only person around to hear my sister choking from a seizure in the middle of the night. this time she actually locked herself in her room and we had to break the door. 911 legit wanted me to answer a 5 minute questionnaire before gett...

there’s someone up there turning the rain on on purpose

there’s so many Ozempic variants right now. I don’t know if there’s like a quota

I can’t wait to do performative coding this weekend

4 ppl called me genius this weekend :3

16 hour nyc day

if the weather app don't work whats the point if anything dr

what about a river channel that self-destructs after I failed to maintain it

i’m gonna see Zane Lowe do a set on Sunday

Coding music is kind of like braiding grass

trapped in the house without my key 💔💔💔

everything pain me, eczema is very bad

I put my bae on the tea app and 14 red flags, just the way I like it!!

you clocked it? well then tell me what time it is right now

time to challenge my identity yet again

being allergic to your own sweat is incredibly annoying

life’s better as an evil woman!

7:46 - good morning river app citizens

cutwater, buzz ball, labubu

the season ended on a full moon, somebody has a island astrologer on payroll 🫣

these random couples that got thrown in at the less second are really frying me

I didn’t think that reality TV could be a narrative device for coded conversation that needed to be had for a long time. They gave us a container to say things without actually saying them.