Had to return that microwaved egg, bro tried to play me

Is it too late for tacos?

Just bought a mattress, it’s up

Back at homage

Need a pedicure asap.

Glenn played me

Nothing like a dose of this feed in the morning

Kneecapped right now without a monitor. Can’t wait to be back in the chair.

I’m replying to ancient posts. Time is relative.

What are the ravens doing all day?

For my birthday I want two things: an old set of kettlebells and a framed map of LA

If I were going to be in NY on September 13th, i’d go to bike jumble and then go see dinamarca and meth math at market hotel

I’ve done the thing (which I often do) where I go too late in the day without a substantial meal, and then struggle 1) with the realization that i’ve done this again and 2) physically until I actually eat something to curb my hunger

Show me the floor plan, no pictures, just the blueprint

It feels like my shoulder will fall off eventually

Will all the real river users please stand up

The only way i will be whole tomorrow is by going to bed right now

Just put a bunch of good books in the little free library around the corner

Ahi Asian is permanently closed and the power’s out at Semkeh

The subways are kinda brutal today

Do you brush your teeth before going to the dentist?

If you look closely, is testing in prod again

Riverians… thoughts on “Connect with message?”

back to his old name on Discord so you gotta believe something’s up

Sometimes you have to choose: cigarette or breakfast

GPT ass description —> “Surprise! After four years, a 21-track comeback with Gunna and Sexyy Red.”

What are the most annoying bugs on River currently?

I want to drive a WRX

Another year’s gone by kid, did you make it?

No one wants to buy my old shit

It’s a zine, it’s a palace, it’s a mantra

My iPhone 8 was simply more fire

I’m rocking normal text size (Aa) for the foreseeable future

Feels like all the real ones keep coming back

Stay hydrated New York

Does anyone know anyone looking for a roommate in LA?

My credit is exceptional

Two tweaks away from thee recipe

2022 camera roll giving me confidence in my upcoming life decisions

I won catan in what feels like forever

My parents are obsessed with Italy

Who wants to be my roommate in LA?

cub told me dancing to techno music is when he convenes with god

Message me everything you love and hate about River

You’re invited to my roof party on June 7th

Wanting to fill my heart one last time

All my homies talk on River

Feeds are fried

The hurdles I jump to connect to channels with unicode names

Got my first LA parking ticket