go to yoga, smoke a cig and eat a bag of chips on the walk home. it’s called balance, sweetheart

no punctuation no call back bestie j got back on their meds and starts texting like omgggg and :))) :DD

when people she/her me I genuinely don’t know who they’re talking about and it takes me a sec to realize they weren’t talking about another bitch but did in fact misgender me

you learn something new on every first date… last night I learned how to say “nonbinary” and “bisexual” in French Sign Language

I actually love following my millennial coworkers on ig… like yes girl show me what you’re doing in the gym on leg day

watched someone rub hand sanitizer all over his face at 6:30 am

there are lesbians everywhere for those with the eyes to see

my poker strategy is listening to my intuition and following my heart

should I sell out?

why do lemons have an unjust amount of seeds and limes don’t have a single one?

I want everyone on the subway to go around and say what they do for work

i need a muse

it’s me and the wasps cohabitating on my fire escape. we have an understanding

everyone is late but the last one thinks they are the only late one