shii lowkey everybody on river is beautiful

after a week of being away there truly is no place like your own toilet

i did infact have to block fathorse

i think imma start carrying a bubble bottle around w me this summer. seems like fun.

my coffee this morning was fireeee

thinking about how no ones adding their porcelain thoughts :/ i know ya’ll be thinking while shitting…

sorry i was late i was shitting

when did we ever just stop putting our hair in a cunty little ponytail

if you’re wearing headphones w really loud music playing dont worry no one can hear your farts either

i accidentally just sat my bare ass on a public bathroom closed toilet seat makes you wonder how many asses you’ve touched via public toilets yet the closed seat seems way more cooked