“productive leisure” seriously???

“we have begun to define the scope of work” is a truly great way to say “we have not done anything”

“our consultation tactical plan will be resdy by Monday”

Introducing the Meeting Operations Standard Operation Procedure (i wish this was not real but it was in my inbox on a monday)

terrifying generic homescreen indicates that the person next to me on the metro is browsing on their workphone

“i’m really passionate and excited about capital markets”

“a program manager supported by a deputy program manager support by specialized respurces to ensure that the scope of work is satisfactory” “the consultant team has been able to right-size based on the stage of analysis that is being performed”